I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Smartphone: Do nothing, it's magic.
Car: Wait six months, it'll be right again.
Microwave: Obtain a degree in electrical engineering.
Hahaha, too funny! I was a huge Beatles fan. I also loved them individually. Adored, John but wasn’t a fan of Yoko.
She did inspire John to write good music though. He loved her. Guess that’s what matters the most.
Beatles came to my city, New Orleans when I was nine years old. I begged my parents to go. Tickets were only $4.00. Mom said she didn’t want to be around all the screaming girls. I told her that I wanted to be one of those screaming girls! Hahaha
They played at City Park but I missed it. 🙁 My parents wouldn’t bring me.
making the work day 25/7.
And thanks to the full moon effect, it has become apparent just how little understanding one has about the change in time.
You don't understand it either? Click "like" to agree.
I mean who really wants AI to be in every aspect of our lives?
Oh, wait my generation knows AI as Artificial Insemination not Artificial intelligence. Oops! Whew! I was getting worried.
What's with all the changing acronyms, getting old is hard enough.
You can continue your education, not to mention the hobbies and crafts that you can do.
Not just that the "Life Imprisonment" is not a deterrent think of the advantages.
You don't have to shop for clothes
"free" healthcare
No bills, gas, electric, mortgage....
You don't have to cook or clean
Don't tick off old people!
The older we get
The less "Life Imprisonment"
Is a deterrent!
The elf-abet.
What did one earthquake say to the other?
"It's not my fault!"
What did one volcano say to the other?
"I lava you."
You can refer back to my reply on August 31st (page 8) regarding my joke posts! :)
That was a fantastic and clever addition to the joke - my husband and I both got a kick out of it!!! :)
Why is an island like the letter "T"?
They're both in the middle of water!
Ba - na- na- naaaaaaaaa!
What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
Do these genes make me look fat?
( just don't ever ask your husband that question!)
A sign at a music shop:
"Gone chopin.
Bach in a minuet."
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Okay now you say,
"Control freak who?"
Because it was being knotty.
Because his car got toad away.
(I hope he got to work on time!)
Thank you for the vote of confidence with my joke postings - glad you like them! Most the time I just like to post them when I feel either in a funk, in a silly mood after a long day or after reading a lot of serious, sad stories on the forum.
Because every play has a cast.