I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
😂 hahaha
‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor.
‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’
‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him an ‘Irish Viagra’. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it, give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went..’
It wasn’t a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, ‘Oh, my g*d ! It was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!’
‘Really? What happened?’ asked the doctor…
‘Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye. With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups flying, ripped my clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!’
‘Why so terrible?’ asked the doctor, ‘ Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?’
Oh no, it was the best sex I’ve had in 25 years!
But I’ll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again 😱
Other times, other ways!
thanks to the coronavirus.
As we contemplate our bellybuttons,
the toilet paper companies contemplate
a rise in their stocks.
So cute! Hahaha
Home-schooling Day 1:
2 students expelled for bad behaviour and Teacher suspended for being intoxicated.
Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was
in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get
back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me... "
Mildly irritated, Larry reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek
and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck..."
Angrily, Larry threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" Barb asked.
"To get my teeth!"
Impasta!😁
So far, so good.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot get the Coronavirus. Any dogs that had been held in quarantine have been released. (Wait for it....)
That's right, WHO let the dogs out.
Everyone gasps and raises their hands.
One asks the other, "what do you fear most about old age?"
The other one says, "INCONTINENCE!"
(scroll down....)
DUNG!!!
The mechanic said, "You've got a bald patch, your spare is oversized, and you're unbalanced."
And hubby said, "and what about the car?"
Hahahahahaa! Oh dear... ;-)
Pinot Grigio
Pinot Noir
Pinot Blanc
But now there's a new wine that's been developed especially for older people who have a problem with making too many trips to the bathroom over night...
It's called Pinot More
There was TOTAL PANIC!
Then they said "This is a robbery"
... and everyone calmed down.
"Words cannot describe how wonderful you are!"
Inside:
"But numbers can. 3/10."