I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
It must be time to up my medication!
The father is Nutella.
It is who you are when you are alone that counts.
"The right to be indecisive! "
"When do we want it? "
"Er. ......."
"Hearing aids"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
A cure for alzhimers!
When do we want it?
When do we want what?
I don't know and I don't care.
Do you know jokes with a delay? The ones that demand you to think a bit. My favorite is:
The man worked at a Pickling Company and was getting more and more anxious.
“You know” he said once to his wife “I often feel like inserting my penis in the Cucumber Slicer.”
“Heavens, honey. That’s stress, you’re working 20 years at the same place. How about seeing a psychologist?”
“Maybe, maybe.”
Another week, and she asked:
“So, are you still thinking about that nonsense?”
“More and more.”
“I told you, you’re too stressed. I know. Take two weeks off, we can go to the mountains, you used to like hiking when we were dating, remember?”
“Hm, I will talk to the boss.”
Another week and he arrived home at the middle of the afternoon.
“What happened?” asked the wife.
“I got fired.”
“What do you mean?! How?”
“Just that. They fired… both me and the Cucumber Slicer.”
I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the lift.
You will be mist.
The first one says: “You need to eat that chocolate.”
The other voice goes: “You heard. Eat the chocolate.”
After that, he went down hill fast.
"Have you seen an Ophthalmologist?"
"No, just a bunch of white spots."