I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
1. age
2. remaining levels of optimism
3. threshold of pain
I wish for you, all that you need and able to use all that you get.
Buzzy x x
No dieting all year long.
with either...........rum,.............. vodka, or............ whiskey. lol
Starting my New Year ones. $(*.*)$ (Me with earrings. lol
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
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'My grandfather's annual sundowning episode is coming tonight
And you will find it
Why did they find the elf, out of it with his head in the fireplace, the morning after Christmas?
Because he was so tired, he wanted to sleep like a log.
For those who do not celebrate it I wish you the same
Love Buzzy
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Santa rolling off your roof.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
(sorry...)
A rebel without a Claus!
Well here is the low down on the whole thing:
When babies mess in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and "Pamper'em.
When old people mess their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!
"But I don't even LIKE Brussels sprouts!"
The outlaws are wanted.
"If you see the red and blue lights and think it is
christmas decorations, maybe you should not be driving!"
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
The ghost of Christmas passed!
Me-blurts out-"Yes, my mother loves to drink."
[Insert me trying to hide.]
(They both have Sandy Claws!)