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How we elected to spend New Year’s Eve depended on: 
1. age
2. remaining levels of optimism
3. threshold of pain
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I finally got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I'm not gonna lie, it was a rocky road.
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A Happy 2019 New year to you all.
I wish for you, all that you need and able to use all that you get.
Buzzy x x
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This New Years I’m going to make a resolution I can keep.
No dieting all year long.
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My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full
with either...........rum,.............. vodka, or............ whiskey. lol
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To kick start my New Year: I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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Smeshque: Thanks.
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ooo
Starting my New Year ones. $(*.*)$ (Me with earrings. lol

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
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LL
Type this or copy and paste this in the search
'My grandfather's annual sundowning episode is coming tonight

And you will find it
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Margaret: I didn't find that post you mentioned-you wrote "from newandtrying."
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Friends, you have to look at the post from 'newandtrying' on 24th entitled 'My grandfather's annual sundowning episode is coming tonight'. It's too good not to be here!
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A morning after joke:

Why did they find the elf, out of it with his head in the fireplace, the morning after Christmas?

Because he was so tired, he wanted to sleep like a log.
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I wish you all a very peaceful and healthy Christmas 2018
For those who do not celebrate it I wish you the same
Love Buzzy
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What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
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I'm going to put a bow around myself and go lay under the tree to remind my family that I'm a gift.
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What's red and white, red and white, red and white?
Santa rolling off your roof.
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And now the result of the trial of the Advent Calendar thief. He got 25 days.
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Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother.
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I used the best ones first, so these are getting worse!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!

(sorry...)
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What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
A rebel without a Claus!
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Oh Shute, I accidentally clicked "like" on dr robert's posts.
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You can tell Santa is a man, because no woman would wear the same outfit every year.
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Ever wonder why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies", and "Pampers", while undergarments for old people are called "Depends"?
Well here is the low down on the whole thing:
When babies mess in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and "Pamper'em.
When old people mess their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!
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What's the most popular Christmas wine.?
"But I don't even LIKE Brussels sprouts!"
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

The outlaws are wanted.
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The Sheriffs in our town posted:
"If you see the red and blue lights and think it is
christmas decorations, maybe you should not be driving!"
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If you thought they couldn't get worse....

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic
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How did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed!
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One time when my late mother was much younger (probably my age of almost 72 now) we were flying from Boston to Sacramento, the flight attendant comes by and asks "Would you 3 ladies like a beverage?"-my daughter was with us.
Me-blurts out-"Yes, my mother loves to drink."
[Insert me trying to hide.]
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Why is a cat walking on the beach like Christmas?
(They both have Sandy Claws!)
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